After marrying a sweet young woman, a 90-year-old geezer told his doctor that they were expecting a baby.
"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow
went hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly
a bear charged him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and
killed it on the spot."
"Impossible!" the geezer exclaimed. "Somebody else must have shot that bear."
